Thursday, July 9, 2009

alaias hitting the main stream


global surfs head designer with their new experamental shape. "hummm wonder how dis darn dear alaier would work in da tube"

surftech traning camp. fast track to a carreir in shaping.

global surf factory. "there u go just a little more and u will get your daily cigarette and three pennies for your hard days work"

olos will also be available at select retailers where obesidy seems to be high

nation wide new surfboard manufacturers are surfacing. due to the growing demand for alaia surf craft the indusry is moving inland and looking towards the skilled chainsaw and dual person saw operators to make low cost alaias. companys such as global surf and surftech have set up large scale lumber mills in middle america, and are looking toward the chainsaw bearing hillbillys do provide low cost alaia surfboards manufacturing. they plan to sell the alaia boards at coastal walmarts throughout the nation at a cost of only $5.99.

pure petroleum jelly


this stuff saves lives.

Wednesday, July 8, 2009

Tuesday, July 7, 2009

the spruce goose: an introduction


some people get shiny new surfboards for christmas, others, a $30 home depot gift card. instead of blowin all that money standing out front eating hotdogs at the cart, or digging through the spray paint aisle for the perfect shade of plum purple we decided to invest a shitload of time into a pile of 2X4s. her name? the spruce goose. while she may not be made out of spruce she is a knotty one and has got quite a bit of weight on her. stay tuned for more wood

Monday, July 6, 2009

Sup it is not a sport it is an epademic


another victum

SUP it is not a sport it is an epademic


let us know what u have to say.

today


today is the day i realized some waves move slow. and even though they may look fun they are not.